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Palcohol wants to give you some important safety tips on using powdered alcohol before it's inevitably banned.
Published April 27, 2014 68k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Scott Rodgers, Allan McLeod and Jennie Pierson
Written by Bryan Cook
Directed by Andy Maxwell
Director of Photography - Mike Karnell
1st AC - Justin Westfall
Gaffer - Jordan Downey
Key Grip - Ian Thomas
Swing - Carlos Chavez
Production Designer - Tricia Robertson
Wardrobe Stylist - Melissa McNeeley
Hair and Make Up Artist - Brenna Haukedahl
Sound Mixer - Kayla Croft for BoTown Sound
Production Assistant - Michael McAlister
Unit Production Manager - Jacob Geller
Editor - Andy Maxwell
Produced by Sean Boyle and Jason Carden

(INTERPOSING VOICES)
HEY, CAN I INTEREST YOU
TWO IN A COCKTAIL?
OH, THAT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT.
LET'S DO IT.
WOAH, WOAH, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
OH THIS?
THIS IS PALCOHOL.
IT'S THAT POWDERED ALCOHOL
EVERYONES BEEN TALKING ABOUT.
IT'S FROM THE SAME PEOPLE THAT
BOUGHT US LSD DRYER SHEETS,
AND MARIJUANA BROCCOLI.
POWDERED ALCOHOL (LAUGHS).
THAT SOUNDS IMPOSSIBLE.
WELL, PROBABLY SHOULD BE,
OR AT LEAST ILLEGAL, BUT IT'S NOT.
WHAT'S THE ADVANTAGE OF A
POWDER OVER A LIQUID?
OH, IT OPENS UP A WHOLE NEW
WORLD OF BOOZE CONSUMING OPTIONS,
BUT REMEMBER DRINK PALCOHOL RESPONSIBLY.
NOT FOR EXAMPLE FOR SPRINKLING
ON DONUTS TO GET SHIT
HAMMERED AT BREAKFAST.
WHY WOULD ANYBODY GET DRUNK IN THE MORNING?
EXACTLY.
YOUR GAL HERE SEEMS PRETTY
GREAT. HAVE YOU BEEN ON A DATE
WITH A REALLY DIFFICULT LADY WHO
WAS ONLY HAVING ONE,
AND YOU WISHED SHE WOULD HAVE A
COUPLE MORE TO LOOSEN HER
INHIBITIONS?
NO, I'M NOT A MONSTER.
WELL, IF YOU EVER ARE, DON'T
KEEP A COUPLE OF PACKETS OF
EASILY CONCEALABLE PALCOHOL WITH
YOU TO GET HER DRINK
THAT EXTRA KICK.
JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE GIVING
OUT TERRIBLE ADVICE NOW.
SHUT UP.
HEY--
HEY, YOU EVER NOTICE HOW PALCOHOL
BEARS A STRIKING
RESEMBLANCE TO COCAINE, AND
OTHER NOSE DRUGS?
YEAH, IT'S KINDA HARD TO MISS.
ONE THING YOU SHOULD NEVER DO
IS MIX PALCOHOL COSMOPOLITAN
WITH MOLLY.
OH.
(CAT GROWLS)
(LAUGHS SLOWLY)
I CALL IT LINDSEY. GET IT?
THAT'S CRAZY.
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS
CRAZY? NUMBER DUI CHECKPOINTS
IN THIS TOWN--
WOO!
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS
AWESOME? GETTING GACKED UP
ON PALCOHOL, AND STILL PASSING A
BREATHALYZER TEST.
DOES THAT REALLY WORK?
I DON'T KNOW, PROBABLY, MAYBE.
UH, ARE YOU A COP?
NO.
GOD, I'M SO FUCKING HORNY RIGHT NOW.
HOW IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?
OH, IT'S LEGAL. IT HASN'T HIT THE
MARKET YET, BUT WHEN IT DOES,
I SUGGEST THAT YOU STOCK UP ON IT,
BECAUSE I THINK IT'LL JUST BE ABOUT A
WEEK OR SO BEFORE ALL THE
PALCOHOL RELATED ASSAULTS, AND
YOU KNOW, FATALITIES, AND
GET IT BANNED FOREVER.
HEY C'MON MAN, HIT THIS.
DON'T BE A PUSS.
C'MON...
NO
-I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GO.
-YEAH
OKAY, FINE, NO PROBLEM. I LIKE THAT. MORE FOR ME.
OK.
GO.
GOD I LOVE THIS STUFF.
PAID FOR BY THE PALCOHOL
CORPORATION, BECAUSE
THE GOVERNMENT MAKE US.

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