- [Newsman] We just got new metrics in.
Donald J. Trump
is the President of the United States Elect.
- You're awake, by the way,
you're not having a terrible, terrible dream.
Also, you're not dead and you haven't gone to hell.
This is your life now.
- Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete
shutdown of Muslims.
We will drain the swamp.
We'll build the wall.
I'm gonna bomb the shit out of 'em.
- There's no such thing as this.
- Here at Lacuna,
we have perfected a safe, effective technique
for the focused erasure of troubling memories.
- My name is Joel Barish,
and I'm here to erase...
- Me, Donald John Trump.
- The first thing we need you to do, Mr Barish.
Is to go home and collect everything you own
that has some association.
- [Trump] Trump the game.
- [Announcer] Trump vodka.
- [Announcer 2] Trump ice.
- [Trump] Trump steaks are the most flavorful beef
you've ever had.
- I mean the whole thing with the hair,
it's all bullshit, you know.
- It's my hair.
They call her Pocahontas.
Perhaps I'd be dating her.
I did try and fuck her.
She was married.
- I'm erasing you, and I'm happy.
- I moved on her like a bitch.
- By morning you'll be gone.
Perfect ending to this piece of shit story.
- I don't remember.
He's going like I don't remember,
I don't remember, I don't remember.
- You should not have seen this.