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INVEST FTW©: 6 Scratch Tickets That Could Get You Rich Instantaneously

Chip Cosmo isn’t some traditional financial consultant who's going to tell you to "invest wisely" and think about "long term planning." Chip wants you to believe in yourself NOW when you’re young and nubile, not when you’re retired and gross. In each installment of INVEST TO WIN Chip recommends a method not to get rich quick, but to get rich nearly instantaneously. Today's method: scratch tickets.

Our Annual List of Up and Coming NY Subway Rats for 2014

Today Funny Or Die takes a moment to acknowledge the Up and Coming New York Subway Rats of 2014. Which rats made the list? Find out here.

Press Release About the Discovery of Columbus' Santa Maria

Scientists believe a shipwreck off the coast of Haiti is the Santa Maria (because it's got Columbus' jizz all over it).

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Is it Urgent?

Jerry gets an urgent phone call on line 2.

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Chris Meloni Freak Out Compilation

You won't believe what a dick Chris Meloni is in real life. Wake up, sheeple!!

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I Know You Think I Farted

I know you think she farted, but she didn't. I mean would it be so bad if she did? Who cares? She didn't though...

9 Shocking Magazine Photo Retouches

Magazines have always "touched up" their photos — but how much is too much?

Aunty Donna – Trendy Cafe

Taken from Aunty Donna's Fortnightly Fap Off web series! Watch the whole series on our YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAuntyDonnaChannel

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Haunted Trumpet

All he wanted was spaghetti and tv with his family, but the trumpet had other plans.

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Weird Science 2 with Alessandra Ambrosio

Two nerds (Breaking Bad's RJ Mitte and Mad Men's Marten Holden Weiner) attempt to create the ultimate babe (Alessandra Ambrosio) in their basement with a little help from some strange chemistry.

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Never Make Your Own Pencils

A cautionary tale about pencil making.

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Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

Michael Shannon channels Rebecca Martinson's insane and equally amazing letter to her Delta Gamma sorority sisters.

9 Surprising Former Baseball Team Names

America is constantly changing, and those changes are often reflected in our favorite national pastime; baseball. With a new season underway, we thought we'd take a look back at some surprising former team names that have since been abbreviated or altered in response to our changing culture.

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Viral Content

GET READY TO LOL AT THIS FTW VIRAL MADE BY POWERTUBERS @JONDALY and @CYBERDENIS! ENJY! BRB!

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Cookies

Want a cookie?

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Skramb

Skramb is the coolest new word on the block, learn about skramb today so you can impress your friends.

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1:00 On Cedar Lane

Cedar Lane is the place to be at 1:00.

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“Dear Woman” with Will Ferrell and Will Forte

Based on the "Manifesto for Conscious Men," balance your energies and allow for a new wave of evolution on our planet.

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Do You Want to See a Dead Body with Rob Huebel & Rob Riggle

Rob Huebel wants to show someone a dead body, luckily his friend Rob Riggle shows up and is equally interested in seeing a dead body.

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Clover

A cautionary tale about four leaf clovers.

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Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes

On Charlie Sheen's new cooking show; Winning Recipes, Charlie shows you how to cook using all of the power of a warlock.

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The Real My Buddy Commercial

Check out this never before seen My Buddy and Kid Sister commercial.

Idiots with Zoe Saldana & Kate Bosworth

Two lovely young ladies walk into a bar to order a few drinks when they reveal just how mature they really are.

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Really Confusing TV Intro

WTF is this show about anyway?