It ‘s The Anniversary Of Ted Cruz Liking A Porn Tweet On 9/11

By September 11, 2018

In case this slipped under your radar, exactly one year ago today, we all woke up to the news that Texas Senator and all around terrible person, Ted Cruz, had fav ‘d a porn tweet on 9/11. What kind of porn, you may ask? Incest porn.

Ted Cruz quickly blamed it on a staffer, stating “It was not me, and it ‘s not going to happen again, ‘ in an interview with ‘CNN ‘s Dana Bash. He then added “there are a number of people on the team that have access to the account and it appears that someone inadvertently hit the like button ‘. ‘

We are reminiscing this unforgettable occurrence in American history by bringing you the funniest tweets about Ted Cruz jerking off on 9/11:

On a lighter note, today is the 1st anniversary of Ted Cruz pounding his dick on 9/11 pic.twitter.com/2Lh5VvvzDP

‘ Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 11, 2018

[extremely ted cruz voice]: time for a little porn-a-roonie

‘ KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) September 12, 2017

good morning ONLY to the bespectacled actress in ted cruz's favorite porn clip i hope she's having a great week

‘ david bynch (@soalexgoes) September 11, 2018

People give Ted Cruz shit about liking a porn tweet once as if that ‘s not the most normal and relatable thing he ever did.

‘ The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 1, 2018

Wow, this statement from Ted is deeply touching pic.twitter.com/PKADlATfaN

‘ beloved comedy institution “the pixelated boat ‘ (@pixelatedboat) September 12, 2017

.@tedcruz I like porn too

‘ rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 12, 2017

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From the creators of Sawd and Insidiousness comes THE #ENING. All Hell breaks lose when the social media savvy Vine family is power down for good by an evil spirit. Step away from the computer, put down your iPhone, lose the Kindle, or be deleted forever, ever, ever..(echo).