Megan Fox Talks to Dolphins

Does UPS stand for UnF@$%INGBELIEVABLE Postal Service? Subscribe for new sketches EVERY MONDAY and follow us on Facebook @ http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizab… http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed by Andrea Kfoury http://www.andreakfoury.com Edited by Jeff Rabinak http://www.JeffRabinak.com DP ‘d by Luke DiCola http://lukedicolaproductions.com Complainer: Gianmarco Soresi Girl Scout: Alex Song UPS Man: Carl Foreman Jr. Upstanding Citizens: Cristina Pitter, Thomas Wesson, Dominique Nisperos, Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand Wardrobe: Cindy Ho Crew: Jacopo Messina, JL Fragnay Special Thanks to The Shooting Loft and NOT TO UPS MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!