A recent study, conducted by a guy named Steve, indicates a direct connection between sexual release and the presence of that little cool S thing for children of the 80’s who were teens in the 90’s. Why is this?
The study involved ten guys that worked out at Steve’s Gym. A quick preview of the respondent’s LinkedIn profiles showed that the occupation range for these ten men range from Self Employed at “Self” all the way to CEO at Big Balla Corp Worldwide.
Each man was followed for 14 months and engaged in, on average, “one” sexual encounter. 6 of the men were able to reach climax within the first three minutes of intercourse. These 6 men were chosen as part of the control group where we placed one of those cool little S things before them.
Each man indicated they could see one of those S things during the whole encounter. The second group was not given the same S. We found these 4 men were unable to “bust one” during their test.
Although, some of these results may be inconclusive due to multiple men stating “it really got weird for me that you were there and you kept drinking your fountain soda and making that sucking sound even though there was no soda left in the cup the whole time” we believe the tests show that the S is an important part of the sex life for the Generation X/Oregon Trail Generation.