On last night's episode of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart reported that New York's One World Trade Center, aka Freedom Tower, was officially declared the tallest building in America, ripping the title away from Chicago's Willis Tower, which had held the record for some four decades.
Never one to gloat, without gloating some more, Stewart then launched into an epic rant about Chicago-style pizza and how, while it may be food, it certainly isn't pizza.
Here are some GIF-worthy highlights, or check out the full report below. PIZZA!
gifs via comedy central
Here's the full video. It really starts to get heated around the 3:30 mark.