This is definitely the most intense rendition of the birthday song I’ve ever heard
This is the most fitting homage possible
Someone please get him a dictionary
Ok seriously though, DOES ANYONE WORK HERE
Servers everywhere are weeping with joy
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"I could be Pennywise’s twin sister, Quartersmart"
Honestly using a wheelbarrow for grocery shopping isn’t a bad idea
I could watch this video all day long
"If you don’t sit for something, you’ll never get the treat."
We get it, man, winter is hard
Why give your Valentine your heart when you can cut right to the chase and give them your jewels
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If it’s anything like his speech with Kristen Wiig in 2013 we’re all in for a good time
I could watch this all day long
This should be a CRIME
Will we ever know peace
This entire episode had me ho-ho-howling (forgive me) from start to finish
This plumber in rush hour traffic may have the secret to a happy commute.
A nine-hour rendition of 12 Days of Christmas — 179 Days Of Christmas
He proved that the best presents really don’t need to be gift wrapped after all
ONE MORE DAY ONE MORE DAY ONE MORE DAY