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Comments and forum posts I've made.
Larry asked for a tattoo that could stop them in their tracks.
(posted about 5 hours ago)
Patriotism starts out in the hearts of most Americans.Obama says patriotism starts out for him as a gut instinct.Does patriotism make him want to puke?... or shit?
(posted 3 days ago)
Pat Cooper does a live show on “Paltalk.com” wednesdays 8pm EDT.
(posted 5 days ago)
I’m sure the kids will settle down if we find a place that serves hotdogs.
(posted 6 days ago)
You should wipe the lenses with an onion first. That will stop them from fogging up.
(posted 8 days ago)
An elephant tattoo looks more realistic as a person ages.
(posted 8 days ago)
I’ll have to go to their zoo and get myself a panda bear or polar bear arm before they’re all gone.
(posted 9 days ago)
You can leave that car running because global warming hasn’t touched that part of the globe.
(posted 9 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
what is between cherry and walnut ? fruit
(posted 11 days ago)
Bob received a wrist cramp holding Joes big heavy monster up, so Joe slid his special pleasure ring over the tip, and taught him the proper way to smoke it. Their relationship has never been the same.
(posted 11 days ago)
Keith Richards appearing in another Disney movie.
(posted 11 days ago)
Go Green…Lick Me!
(posted 12 days ago)
Everyone wants to play with this guys head.
(posted about 5 hours ago)