Zoo Milk

how much?

here is some possible copy I wrote a while ago.


"Are you a hoochie mama gold digger looking for your pay day with a babay?"

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how much?

here is some possible copy I wrote a while ago.


"Are you a hoochie mama gold digger looking for your pay day with a babay?"

Shot of Demorige and Erni? Some big black dude and a chick.


"Or, just trying to pass on the gift of the HIV? Maybe your husband doesn't want an 8th kid. MAYBE you just like to live on the edge!"

Smirky looking man. Smirky looking woman.

"Poking holes in condoms takes time, and what about those dangerous needles! Who needs (or needles) that?! (Possibly - Drawing blood is for Nurses and BB King)"

Person somehow missing a condom and poking finger with needle.

"Luckily there's Decepticondoms, the new precompromised condom! Decepticondoms do all the work for you. No more time spent rubbing on pavement! No more fiddling with needles! No more making excuses. No more pin pricks!"

Hey FunnyorDie, your new show "Funny or Die Presents" hosted by an old guy... more »

Hey FunnyorDie, your new show "Funny or Die Presents" hosted by an old guy that introduces sketches was better when it was called "Frank Labatte Presents" which is also hosted by an old guy that we uploaded over a year ago to your site. We appreciate you stealing our concept and show title, but next time can we get some credit homie?

Hey brother, well we could cover the acting and production costs (we have... more »

Hey brother, well we could cover the acting and production costs (we have to rent out studio), but we do have to hire our editor for a couple days of editing. Could you do $500? I know that sounds like alot... but you'd have a kickass short. And we'd take your script and punch it up of course :-).