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Don’t like parties? Take advantage of Budweiser’s ‘Buy a Six-Pack, Get a Drunk Chick’ deal!

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He always thought Marco was just confusing sports, but now Andre knew what Marco meant when he would talk about “getting to third base in wrestling.”

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Tragedy struck last weekend when a young woman fell from a skyscraper, striking her mouth on a giant novelty match. That night, Universal Studios went down in flames.

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The complexity of the remote control would later lead Deborah to return it to the Sharper Image.

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Ha! Thank you very much. You’re probably the only “funny” I’ve gotten so far. Tough room.

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Reason #125 to never leave a baby in the freezer.

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How Wilt Chamberlain sees the world.

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That was downright dirty. Funny stuff man. Thanks for the comments on our site too. Much appreciated.

(posted about 5 months ago)

Cheyenne, you are a work of beauty. Could you find it in your heart to give a rim job to a robot that has recently come back from the dead?

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Thank you kindly. Glad we surprised you.

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You’re right. You’re no Billy Bush. For instance, when I watched you, I didn’t question humanity or feel the need to burn my television set. There’s a big difference right there.

Keep up the good work.

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Thank you kind sir or madame. Welcome to funny or die.

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Merry Christmas

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Thanks for the comment. Sam is definitely the man when it comes to the joyfully evil look. It’s a good thing we didn’t have the audio playing for that coz I was cracking up during it.

(posted about 5 months ago)

Thanks man! We’ve definitely found use for some good music in our videos. We also used Doves in that video and The Decemberists and Better Than Ezra in the Dogboys videos.

Glad you liked it!

(posted about 6 months ago)

Yeah that was our first video and we were still figuring stuff out. Glad you liked it!

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I do not know what bebo is, but I’m sure your feelings toward it are justified. Thanks for watching!

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Glad you liked Don’t Delete Your MySpace! Thanks for watching and then enjoying. We should have something new up in the coming weeks, so keep an eye out.

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Thanks for the thoughts on Dogboys. We definitely have some more ideas for them. Once it gets warmer we’ll probably let them out to play again.

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Thanks a lot for watching our vids! We should have something up in the next week or so. Problem is we need to film outside and its so damn cold! Soon though. Soon.

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