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FOD WIRE: Sat, Sep 06, 2008
John Rich of the country music duo "Big and Rich" played his original song "Raisin' McCain" after Sarah Palin spoke Wednesday night. Som...
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"That babysitter’s going to be in so much trouble. His tag clearly says “Dry clean only.”"
"Yeah, sure this is the way to Narnia. Get in there, you little fucker."
"His older brother told him it was a time machine. What he failed to mention was that the future involved shit everywhere and third degree burns."
"I could have sworn I left him in the trunk."
"Unsolved Mysteries:
The story of Little Joey Finkle, a story of desperation, struggle with identity, a will to survive and a spin cycle to remember.
Death or… Narnia Napping?
You decide"
"It’s laundry day. Mommy is drunk, lazy, & negligent. So I gotta do something to get her attention & dry’er out."
- LucyLieu
"I press this button, Social Services will be here in 5 minutes- Now get my my blanky!"
- Ari_Gold
"Tommy’s next trick will be spending 2 days in the oven on broil"
- Jebub
"Before Playstation there was tumble dry…"
"The kid will get laid, he knows how to do his own laundry at 3 and wire a hot water heater-I prefer personal assistants…."
"That babysitter’s going to be in so much trouble. His tag clearly says “Dry clean only.”"
