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Call me old-fashioned, but it's just not a wedding without a rabbi in a gorilla suit.
"Don't pull up your pants yet, Pa! Granny wants seconds!"
"Okay, so I wasn't really a prince. But tell me, have you ever had a better tongue job?"
"I see London, I see France, I see the one in the middle's a preoperative transsexual."
Since Hooter's took over the lunch program, the kids ate all their tapioca.
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