What I've Said

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Comments and forum posts I've made.

 
Forum Post
Topic: Finish this sentence.

Forum: General Discussions

...childrens dreams

Seeing a midget on the street makes me…

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: True or False...

Forum: General Discussions

False my office mate brings the stapler, its always safer to have a spotter

Sometimes you think the add for the paul rudd screen saver says racist remarks while your on FOD

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
Commented on...

u snuck in front of me on the true or false form now i look like a jack ass lol. I will have my revenge

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: True or False...

Forum: General Discussions

True, but i always go for the butthole pleasures…weird or just gay?

Lawn gnomes come to life at night when your sleeping

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
Commented on...

lol, im just bidding my time waiting to strike when you least suspect it. So its gonna be while. By the way i like ur stuff man ur funny as hell

(posted about 1 months ago)

 

Clearly you are not from southern California becasue beleive me they are all mexicans…but well played it was not my best post

(posted about 2 months ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: This or that

Forum: General Discussions

rice because asians are a much cleaner and industrious species than those dirty beaners

no arms or legs or, cant see cant hear

(posted about 2 months ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: Finish this sentence.

Forum: General Discussions

strangely enough spread eagle with a yeast infection

So I felt uncomfortable and turned to my…

(posted about 2 months ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: The Last word. . .

Forum: General Discussions

Bamboo

(posted about 2 months ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: Bad Taste Slogans

Forum: General Discussions

Pimps- Giving women a true purpose sense the begining of time

(posted about 2 months ago)

 

The Interpreter

He has the ability to understand mexicans on the fast food drive in speaker no matter how hard they try to mess up his order

(posted about 2 months ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: Corrupt a wish

Forum: General Discussions

granted but the gas produced in the days to come would kill 98% of the worlds population leaving only those with no olfactory glands to reproduce thus completely eliminating smell from the earth

I wish I had no bones

(posted about 2 months ago)

 

I totally agree with you but what is more annoying than their terrible videos has to be the awful random capitalization you think looks mega tight. Seriously man it looks retarded. Besides that i definately think your on to something. I think there should be a biggest jack ass award for the perso... more >

I totally agree with you but what is more annoying than their terrible videos has to be the awful random capitalization you think looks mega tight. Seriously man it looks retarded. Besides that i definately think your on to something. I think there should be a biggest jack ass award for the person who has the worst video posts. But then again do we really want to create a place where ppl are scared to post videos? I mean even are favorite actors and comedians have missed on funny before. I say 20 crapy videos are worth watching if the creator finally makes one immortal one.

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(posted about 2 months ago)

 
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dude your funny i like your worthless super hero story well played sir

(posted about 2 months ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: The Moon Bear Story

Forum: General Discussions

I would welcome that kind of intimacy

(posted about 2 months ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: True or False...

Forum: General Discussions

True. I hate capt. crunch and that damn count chocula

you spend more time on funny or die than actually working

(posted about 2 months ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: The Moon Bear Story

Forum: General Discussions

Why would we stop their feathers are so soft on your balls

(posted about 2 months ago)

 

Name: Uri Nal

Power: He has the ability to dispose of piss no matter what the situation

(posted about 2 months ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: Bad Taste Slogans

Forum: General Discussions

Quadriplegics- Giving straws a second job

(posted about 2 months ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: This or that

Forum: General Discussions

sausage link fingers (you’ll never go hungry)

penis for a nose or vagina for a mouth?

(posted about 2 months ago)