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1984. Joe & Michelle. PA. Happy Baby. Looked like old man. Ghostbusters. Wanted to be Egon. Bro was born. Played sports. Loved the Phillies. Loved sports talk radio, and Philadelphia fans. Lil bro #2 was born. Now we’re getting bigger. Played more sports. Sister was born. That makes 4. Now we’re huge. Love my sibs. Again…love my sibs. Got smitten with a girl. Then another one. Then another one. Got a snowboard. Didn’t know how to ride. But I learned. Persistance. Got a kiss from Ginger Spice. Made “Premier” soccer team…then got humbled quickly. Acted. Found soul love. Got heart-broken. Traveled from heart-break. California. Scored a touchdown. Ran some races. They called me ‘tosy. Graduation. Learned about tenacity. Pittsburgh. Hello new life. Pi Lam. Dirk Diggler. Girlfriend. London. Italia. Conclave. Then heart broken…again. Shit. Will I ever figure this out. Sam Shepard. California. Finding myself. Studied for law school. Not meant to be. Got a tat. Booked some work. Found some work. New York. Boston. Toronto. Miami. Chicago. Dallas. Denver. San Francisco. Oye vey. Vegas. Portland. Better cash these miles.