Hello. I'm Damon.
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I'm fat, because everything fat is funny. Have you seen an Hippo!? They spray shit to mark their territory, just like me. They eat all day, just like me. They are the most deadly mammal in Africa, just like me. Ok, i'm not in Africa, just New Jersey but you get the point. Oh and I h...
more > I'm fat, because everything fat is funny. Have you seen an Hippo!? They spray shit to mark their territory, just like me. They eat all day, just like me. They are the most deadly mammal in Africa, just like me. Ok, i'm not in Africa, just New Jersey but you get the point. Oh and I have an enormous penis just like an Hippo!!!! Yeah me!
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