Hello. I'm Will Pope.
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I am a retired viking living in the suburbs with a small family. I enjoy gardening, make-believe stories, and speed walking (as opposed to my former interests: raping and pillaging). Like my granny used to say, "Tell one friend a lie, eat an apple pie. Tell two friends a lie, let out a ...
more >I am a retired viking living in the suburbs with a small family. I enjoy gardening, make-believe stories, and speed walking (as opposed to my former interests: raping and pillaging). Like my granny used to say, "Tell one friend a lie, eat an apple pie. Tell two friends a lie, let out a sigh. Tell three friends a lie, kill a hobo." My granny was a crazy person.
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