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Rabbit semen tastes less bitter with a little baking sugar…I’m just sayin. Happy Holidays Alfonzo.
This is hilarious. The Oscar Wilde bit alone should make it a chosen one.... more »
This is hilarious. The Oscar Wilde bit alone should make it a chosen one. Some people won’t get. Who cares. It’s f*cking funny.
Killing your cat was just a result of your boob-deprived childhood. Had you... more »
Killing your cat was just a result of your boob-deprived childhood. Had you been breastfed, that could’ve all been avoided. Boob-on brother.
So true. Cockroaches are selfish.
Great idea. Very funny.
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