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Michael Bristor

is out of mac & cheese. Will animate for food.

I am a smooth chunk of love with a love of blow up dolls and homemade soups. I have been arrested 7 times for beating off in front of the elderly, and I recently have taken up teaching cats how to hula hoop. I am an artist/singer/actor/stuffed animal porn director, and one time I dropped acid, drank 13 Red Bulls and thought I was a gummy bear. I have a beautiful 2 year old daughter and I lost my wife and best friend, Theresa Bristor, to cancer on Aug. 18, 2010. These cartoons and everything else I do is dedicated to her. She is my love, my life, and my inspiration. Thanks for watching and remember to subscribe!