or

Will Seymour

is a bit too fey

Will Seymour Will Seymour

Will was really counting on the ability to fly, spell correkly and finding out he was bionic while speaking in third person. Needless to say, it just didn't happen. He didn't have the skills I guess, I don't really know. I'm not Will so I can't really speak for him. Anyway, I'm told he gets along well with others, wears mostly clean clothes, and, for the most part, smells good where it counts. I'd say more, but getting a hold of Will is a long involved process that involves some memorization and although painless, I simply don't have the time.