Hello. I'm William J. Stephens.
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by William J. Stephens, Monday July 14, 2008
Ok we should just stay calm. There’s smoke in the hallway so there’s definitely a fire. We should just—the evacuation map! Where’s the evacuation plan? On the door! Ok, by the door. Well I knew it was near the door anyways. This red pathway leads to that exit—oh, but this looks like a more direct route… Oh shit. You’re right. I was looking at my office. Soooo Todd’s office is here, annnnd the path goes by my office, so I was right anyways&am...
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