I am a stand up comedian from los angeles and I am in the process of burgeoning. I and some of my most attractive friends were driving my car on a lonely road late at night, and we hit a kid. We buried him under some peet moss, and drove home, scared and confused. We swore we would never tell a soul, and then we all made out together for over 45 hours to seal the pact. Now he comes for us, he's got a hook for a hand, and a razor sharp dick for a leg, and a huge, powerful leg for a dick, and he can't be stopped.