Dubya, If you get this, you don't have to write back. I'll know you wanted to, but Amy wouldn't let you. She's got your marbles in a knapsack lassy! Be the man and cut loose once in a while! Oh, I see. You'd still rather pick sex over budship. I understand. At least we'll always have this awkward little connection. No, just go. It's better for you anyway. I'... more >

Dubya, If you get this, you don't have to write back. I'll know you wanted to, but Amy wouldn't let you. She's got your marbles in a knapsack lassy! Be the man and cut loose once in a while! Oh, I see. You'd still rather pick sex over budship. I understand. At least we'll always have this awkward little connection. No, just go. It's better for you anyway. I'm no good I tell ya! No damn good at all! (sniff, chortle, sniff). Go on, get,
you ruggedly hilarious bastard!