whalecancer

Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know this about me but, I have cancer. Whale cancer. I contracted it during my "research" attempting to mate with a whale (read: several whales, a donkey, a dead body, Ab... more >

Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know this about me but, I have cancer. Whale cancer. I contracted it during my "research" attempting to mate with a whale (read: several whales, a donkey, a dead body, Abraham Lincoln (I went back in time, don't be gross or weird). I only have the length of a normal human life span left to live and may not ever finish my "research." Thanks for all the comments on my page, I vigorously pledge to read it semi-regularly and post semi-extra-infrequently! Fart.

Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know this about me but, I have cancer. Whale cancer. I developed it during my "research" attempting to mate with a whale (read: several whales, a donkey, a dead body, Abr... more >

Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know this about me but, I have cancer. Whale cancer. I developed it during my "research" attempting to mate with a whale (read: several whales, a donkey, a dead body, Abraham Lincoln (I went back in time, don't be gross or weird). I only have the length of a normal human life span left to live and may not ever finish my "research." Thanks for all the comments on my page, I vigorously pledge to read it semi-regularly and post semi-extra-infrequently!