whalecancer

Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know... more »

Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know this about me but, I have cancer. Whale cancer. I developed it during my "research" attempting to mate with a whale (read: several whales, a donkey, a dead body, Abraham Lincoln (I went back in time, don't be gross or weird). I only have the length of a normal human life span left to live and may not ever finish my "research." Thanks for all the comments on my page, I vigorously pledge to read it semi-regularly and post semi-extra-infrequently!

Unfortunately, for you; you have cancer. Per company policy, Ive changed the beneficiary on your insurance policy to Dr. Tarafara DICS,... more »

Unfortunately, for you; you have cancer. Per company policy, I’ve changed the beneficiary on your insurance policy to Dr. Tarafara DICS, BGH


Sincerely, Dr. Tarafara DICS, BGH

Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to... more »

Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know this about me but, I have cancer. Whale cancer. I contracted it during my "research" attempting to mate with a whale (read: several whales, a donkey, a dead body, Abraham Lincoln (I went back in time, don't be gross or weird). I only have the length of a normal human life span left to live and may not ever finish my "research." Thanks for all the comments on my page, I vigorously pledge to read it semi-regularly and post semi-extra-infrequently! Fart.

Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to... more »

Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know this about me but, I have cancer. Whale cancer. I developed it during my "research" attempting to mate with a whale (read: several whales, a donkey, a dead body, Abraham Lincoln (I went back in time, don't be gross or weird). I only have the length of a normal human life span left to live and may not ever finish my "research." Thanks for all the comments on my page, I vigorously pledge to read it semi-regularly and post semi-extra-infrequently!