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Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know this about me but, I have cancer. Whale cancer. I developed it during my "research" attempting to mate with a whale (read: several whales, a donkey, a dead body, Abraham Lincoln (I went back in time, don't be gross or weird).... more >

Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know this about me but, I have cancer. Whale cancer. I developed it during my "research" attempting to mate with a whale (read: several whales, a donkey, a dead body, Abraham Lincoln (I went back in time, don't be gross or weird). I only have the length of a normal human life span left to live and may not ever finish my "research." Thanks for all the comments on my page, I vigorously pledge to read it semi-regularly and post semi-extra-infrequently!

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posted about 1 month ago
 
Hilarious Hilarious

Hellllllllooooo....is tarafara in there?

posted about 2 months ago
 

What's up, cancer butt? Was it cigarettes?

posted about 2 months ago
 
I love you I love you

Whalecancer, pick up your staff badge on the Space Hospital page under "photos", like a good little xenomorph, would you?

posted about 2 months ago
 

Unfortunately, for you; you have cancer. Per company policy, I’ve changed the beneficiary on your insurance policy to Dr. Tarafara DICS, BGH


Sincerely, Dr. Tarafara DICS, BGH

posted about 2 months ago

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Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know this about me but, I have cancer. Whale cancer. I contracted it during my "research" attempting to mate with a whale (read: several whales, a donkey, a dead body, Ab... more >

Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know this about me but, I have cancer. Whale cancer. I contracted it during my "research" attempting to mate with a whale (read: several whales, a donkey, a dead body, Abraham Lincoln (I went back in time, don't be gross or weird). I only have the length of a normal human life span left to live and may not ever finish my "research." Thanks for all the comments on my page, I vigorously pledge to read it semi-regularly and post semi-extra-infrequently! Fart.

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Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know this about me but, I have cancer. Whale cancer. I developed it during my "research" attempting to mate with a whale (read: several whales, a donkey, a dead body, Abr... more >

Sorry for the tardy response, all, but I have tragic news, you may want to sit or get a "sports" massage - you may (or may not) know this about me but, I have cancer. Whale cancer. I developed it during my "research" attempting to mate with a whale (read: several whales, a donkey, a dead body, Abraham Lincoln (I went back in time, don't be gross or weird). I only have the length of a normal human life span left to live and may not ever finish my "research." Thanks for all the comments on my page, I vigorously pledge to read it semi-regularly and post semi-extra-infrequently!

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Thanks for the ID badge, Space Hospital gang! I'll murder a drifter as a gesture of my deep gratitude.

(posted about 2 months ago)

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