It's me, Will Garré. I'm a writer and comedian. Writing? Pfft. I assure you, every word I write in my forthcoming novel will be bewitching. Bewitching, bewitching, bewitching. Stand-up? Pfft. No sweat. You just kinda go on stage and talk. How’s that hard? Explain to me how that’s hard. Simply go on stage and deliver side-splitting material after selling out a major venue with your social media presence. Duh.