Hall of Fame
When I was a youngling I wanted to be a fireman or astroman, but as time can tell you certain events occurred deeming me a useless pork in the NASA community. The firemen of America didn't want me either because I started too many fires and apparently they put them out or something. A massive disappointment if you ask me. I guess I'm gonna be a comedian or model or director, any of which I would be happy with.