It's time for The WEIRD BEARD Show!!! Episodic commentary about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Born out of many follicles, Mr. Beard established himself as a scraggly mess of curly cues, skin flakes, food debris, oil, and lint. He has spent his life as a cautious and confused observer. Stains camouflage his virtue and gas emissions disturb innocent bystanders. Hidden within the nest of hair, his two beady eyes focus on the endless insanity that spews from humanity.