Wanker

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Hello. I'm Wanker.

Male , 50 years old

Last Login: about 9 hours ago

Joined: about 7 months ago

Hometown: TRENTON

Current City: YARDVILLE

Country: United States of America

URL: funnyordie.com/wanker

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theDIRTYm...

I was just deleting old Newsfeed posts.

How is your dad?

posted about 4 months ago · Report Spam

westsideslant

Genius

THE SCORE.

posted about 5 months ago · Report Spam

theDIRTYm...

Genius

"... BLEACH ..."

Excellent.

I always enjoy a good "the smell of bleach" gag.

(Both kinds: Figuratively and literally.)

posted about 5 months ago · Report Spam

theDIRTYm...

Genius

"CHARLIE SHEEN HAS
FUCKED EVERY ONE OF THESE MIDGETS."

Hilarious.

posted about 5 months ago · Report Spam

lizardladyfla

Pneumonia is so common after surgery like that,that's why they want them up and moving so soon.I hope he gets better soon,hang in there.

posted about 5 months ago · Report Spam

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My comments and posts:

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THE TEUTEL FAMILY OF OCC FAME, SELDOM MENTIONED THEIR RETARDED ALCOHOLIC BROTHER GUNNAR.

(posted about 17 days ago)

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GARY BUSEY FELL OFF THE WAGON.

(posted about 17 days ago)

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LEE MADE A LAST DITCH EFFORT TO PLUG HIS EXTENSION INTO LYDIA'S
PHONE JACK.

(posted about 1 month ago)

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