Wangrot

You know what's kind of funny- your rewrites of my posts are actually not all that inaccurate. Like, for example, so far I wouldn't... more »

You know what's kind of funny- your rewrites of my posts are actually not all that inaccurate. Like, for example, so far I wouldn't feel bad if someone thought that was me saying that. (At least so far, as of 6:11 pm eastern time july 6th 2009.)

I would think that you, Eric, as a professional writer who hates me for criticizing you, could come up with something more embarrassing for me than just rewording my sentences and not really changing the meaning at all.

HEY! Anybody want to try and help me figure out which celebritard asked for... more »

HEY! Anybody want to try and help me figure out which celebritard asked for this one to get "Chosen One" status?

Anybody?

Helloooooooooooooooooooo?

...I'm so lonely.

Sadly, all of these "wang" characters are diluting my comments that I post... more »

Sadly, all of these "wang" characters are diluting my comments that I post to dilute Rotwang's comments.

Also, Kristin Cavallari sucks, I hate "Chosen One" status, Heather Anne Campbell is great, and FOD constantly insults its users.

I loved this video! It was totally great! Awesome! Wonderful!

Okay, now that... more »

I loved this video! It was totally great! Awesome! Wonderful!

Okay, now that that's out of the way I can talk about the really important shit: my opinions on "chosen one" status. Once again, my feelings are hurt and I'm insulted that you didn't give me the chance to vote funny. Because of my crippling social disorder, voting on these FOD vidoes is all I've got and you've stripped that from me once again. But hey, at least you didn't pull that Kristin Cavallari crap and let me vote and then hide the results.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back through the archives and read all of my old comments while I masturbate into a sock.

Wow, I really like this. The impression is spot on. I do have some notes... more »

Wow, I really like this. The impression is spot on. I do have some notes for you, though. You know, some things that I think you could have improved on. I know you didn't ask for them, but I feel like since I watch a lot of FOD videos (I've been watching them since the site started) I am qualified to tell the comedy writers how to do their jobs.

Don't worry though, you can feel free to tell me how to do my job if you'd like (FYI, I work at a dick-sucking factory). Email me!