Kenneth Andrew Robinson

Gak! Great name! Gak! Sorry it’s taken me 26 days to come running to... more »

Gak! Great name! Gak! Sorry it’s taken me 26 days to come running to you my with thanks. It’s winter and I’m hibernating. Mayakovsky was my inspiration for “weigh my brain.” The Russians were really into measuring grey matter. Apparently, you can see some famous brains in Moscow museums. I hope you’ve sold your screenplay and are hard at work, making those changes producers demand. Goldman says you’re supposed to deliberately put in obvious stuff to change, just to make producers happy. I had the makers of BIKINI CAR WASH interested in a horror script I wrote in . . . ‘98? Gak! At least, they asked me for $10,000 to take it to Cannes to market it. When I ignored them, they sent me a meeker letter. “How about $7000?” You seem like a great guy, and, from your original and insightful comments, as well as everyone else’s thanks on this page, I bet I’m going to be hearing great things from you in the future, “and I don’t mean just a postcard. (Fish! Fresh fish!)”—Barton Fink? Yes? No?

Omigod! You favorited me! This is the first time this has happened to me!... more »

Omigod! You favorited me! This is the first time this has happened to me! How do I act? What do I say? THANK YOU SO MUCH! You live in N.C.? I used to live in Auburn, Alabama. I remember when Charlotte was hit by Hurricane Floyd in 1999. I hope the city’s okay now. There was so much flooding. I hope you weren’t living there when it happened. Am I babbling? I’m babbling. Thanks again!

Could this be one of Jim Morrison’s lost student projects? No,... more »

Could this be one of Jim Morrison’s lost student projects? No, it’s just me acting like a beatnik. But for three minutes and fifty seconds, we can pretend, right?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/21804f6036

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=24342377

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAbUj3xo56I