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I studied film at the School of Hard Knocks. After graduating, I was hired to write for the Marx Brothers, but, since they were dead, nothing came of the project. I have written for many other studios and famous people, but they don't like to talk about it. Many pending lawsuits. A few nasty things were said inthe press. Just a typical day in Hollywood. « less

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