Be My Hoe ! ♥♥♥ - Funny Valentine's Day Song 2012 (Please Don't Go Parody)
Funny, Cute Valentine's Day 2012 Song "Be My Hoe"... Parody of KC & The Sunshine Band's "Please don't Go" .. Happy Valentine's Day 2012... more »
Funny, Cute Valentine's Day 2012 Song "Be My Hoe"... Parody of KC & The Sunshine Band's "Please don't Go" .. Happy Valentine's Day 2012 Everyone ! ♥♥♥ Please Visit My YouTube Channel for much more ! :)
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LYRICS: Original Lyrics By Crank Hardley Jr.:
"BE MY HOE"
(SPOKEN) HEY THERE LADY GIRL,
YOU KNOW I SAW YOU SITTIN' HERE, LOOKIN' SO FLY,
WHEN YOU WALKED IN THE ROOM, YO SWAGGA' JUST CAUGHT MY EYE,
OOOH YOU KNOW YOU JUST LOOK SO FINE,
SO GIRL,LEMME HAVE A MINUTE TO TELL YOU TRUE,
WHAT I HAVE ON MY MIND,
GIRL, YOU JUST SO FINE, WANT YOU TO BE ALL MINE,
CAUSE, I GOT TO HAVE YO LOVE, PLEASE BE,
MY SPECIAL VALENTINE,(*OR "VALENTYMES") GIRL,
BE MY HOE, MY HOE,MY HOE TO-DAY,
BE MY HOE, MY HOE-0000,
FOR VALENTINES DAY,
YO SWA-AAG, IS JUST SO CRU--NK,
I LOVE THE JUNK THAT'S IN YO TRUNK,
CAUSE BOOTY, MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND,
IT'S TIME FO YOU, TO JUST THOW DOWN, AND..
BE MY HOE, MY HOE, MY HOE TO-DAY,
BE MY HOE, MY HOE-0000,
FOR VALENTINES DAY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
(RAP) YOU DA FINEST HOE I EVER SEEN,
BIG BADONKADONK FILLIN' UP DEM JEANS,
YOU'LL BE MY NUMBER ONE PIECE OF DIME,
BE MY LITTLE SHAWTY ALL THE TIME,
THAT BODY OF YOURS IS SO DAMN FINE,
GOTTA HAVE YOU GIRL, GOTTA MAKE YOU MINE,
SO PLEASE BE MY SHAWTY ALL THE TIME,
BABY PLEASE SAY YES BE MY VALENTINE,
GIRL, YOU JUST SO FINE, WANT YOU TO BE ALL MINE,
CAUSE, I GOT TO HAVE YO LOVE, PLEASE BE,
MY SPECIAL VALENTINE,GIRL,
BE MY HOE, MY HOE,MY HOE TO-DAY,
BE MY HOE, MY HOE-0000,
FOR VALENTINES DAY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
(RAP) YOU'LL BE MY CANDY EVERY DAY,
LISTEN TO ME RHYME THESE WORDS I SAY,
YOU GOT THE BODY AND I GOT TIME,
VALENTINES DAY IT SHO FEEL FINE,
SO PLEASE SAY YES MY HOE YOU'LL BE,
DADDY GONNA TREAT YOU FINE YOU'LL SEE,
YOU'LL BE MY NUMBER ONE GIRL FO SHO,
SO PLEASE SAY YES BABY BE MY HOE,OOOOOOEE...
I'M DOWN ON MY KNEES,
I'M BEGGIN' YOU, PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,
BE MY HOE,
WE CAN BE TOGETHER,
YOU, ME, TOGETHER, ALL THE TIME,
DON'T EVER LEAVE ME,
I CAN BE YO DADDY,
BE, BE, MY VALENTINE,
(WHISPER)
OH GIRL,
I'M BEGGIN' YOU PLEASE,
PLEASE,
BE MY HOE,
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Funny, Cute Valentine's Day 2012 Song "Be My Hoe"... Parody of KC & The Sunshine Band's "Please don't Go" .. Happy Valentine's Day 2012 Everyone ! ♥♥♥ Please Visit My YouTube Channel for much more ! :)
*** YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/crankhardleyjr
--------------------------------------------------------------
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My Other Links! :)
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001659133838
Google Plus: https://plus.google.com/100717480898990671886/about?hl=en
Twitter : http://twitter.com/CrankHardleyJr
______________________________________________________________
LYRICS: Original Lyrics By Crank Hardley Jr.:
"BE MY HOE"
(SPOKEN) HEY THERE LADY GIRL,
YOU KNOW I SAW YOU SITTIN' HERE, LOOKIN' SO FLY,
WHEN YOU WALKED IN THE ROOM, YO SWAGGA' JUST CAUGHT MY EYE,
OOOH YOU KNOW YOU JUST LOOK SO FINE,
SO GIRL,LEMME HAVE A MINUTE TO TELL YOU TRUE,
WHAT I HAVE ON MY MIND,
GIRL, YOU JUST SO FINE, WANT YOU TO BE ALL MINE,
CAUSE, I GOT TO HAVE YO LOVE, PLEASE BE,
MY SPECIAL VALENTINE,(*OR "VALENTYMES") GIRL,
BE MY HOE, MY HOE,MY HOE TO-DAY,
BE MY HOE, MY HOE-0000,
FOR VALENTINES DAY,
YO SWA-AAG, IS JUST SO CRU--NK,
I LOVE THE JUNK THAT'S IN YO TRUNK,
CAUSE BOOTY, MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND,
IT'S TIME FO YOU, TO JUST THOW DOWN, AND..
BE MY HOE, MY HOE, MY HOE TO-DAY,
BE MY HOE, MY HOE-0000,
FOR VALENTINES DAY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
(RAP) YOU DA FINEST HOE I EVER SEEN,
BIG BADONKADONK FILLIN' UP DEM JEANS,
YOU'LL BE MY NUMBER ONE PIECE OF DIME,
BE MY LITTLE SHAWTY ALL THE TIME,
THAT BODY OF YOURS IS SO DAMN FINE,
GOTTA HAVE YOU GIRL, GOTTA MAKE YOU MINE,
SO PLEASE BE MY SHAWTY ALL THE TIME,
BABY PLEASE SAY YES BE MY VALENTINE,
GIRL, YOU JUST SO FINE, WANT YOU TO BE ALL MINE,
CAUSE, I GOT TO HAVE YO LOVE, PLEASE BE,
MY SPECIAL VALENTINE,GIRL,
BE MY HOE, MY HOE,MY HOE TO-DAY,
BE MY HOE, MY HOE-0000,
FOR VALENTINES DAY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
(RAP) YOU'LL BE MY CANDY EVERY DAY,
LISTEN TO ME RHYME THESE WORDS I SAY,
YOU GOT THE BODY AND I GOT TIME,
VALENTINES DAY IT SHO FEEL FINE,
SO PLEASE SAY YES MY HOE YOU'LL BE,
DADDY GONNA TREAT YOU FINE YOU'LL SEE,
YOU'LL BE MY NUMBER ONE GIRL FO SHO,
SO PLEASE SAY YES BABY BE MY HOE,OOOOOOEE...
I'M DOWN ON MY KNEES,
I'M BEGGIN' YOU, PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,
BE MY HOE,
WE CAN BE TOGETHER,
YOU, ME, TOGETHER, ALL THE TIME,
DON'T EVER LEAVE ME,
I CAN BE YO DADDY,
BE, BE, MY VALENTINE,
(WHISPER)
OH GIRL,
I'M BEGGIN' YOU PLEASE,
PLEASE,
BE MY HOE,
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