The Bastard Breaks Up Again (Jon Lajoie)

hmm pathetically enough, sounds like my bf dumping me...
"you're a beautiful person... on the inside."
"you're smart! maybe someone will see that like in college or something, and they'll like your big butt, too!"
"i'm sorry i wasn't the perfect boyfriend... i know it's messed up that i slept with that girl while we were together."
"you know, i'm only leaving t... more >

hmm pathetically enough, sounds like my bf dumping me...
"you're a beautiful person... on the inside."
"you're smart! maybe someone will see that like in college or something, and they'll like your big butt, too!"
"i'm sorry i wasn't the perfect boyfriend... i know it's messed up that i slept with that girl while we were together."
"you know, i'm only leaving the country for a year or so. maybe when i get back, we can try it again. plus you'll almost be 18 by then."
"you're a special person, i love to talk to you. i'm sorry i forgot to call you for a week."
"you weren't the greatest in bed, but you're so young... by the time you're 30, you'll be awesome, maybe."

fucking dipshit.