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The Bastard Breaks Up Again (Jon Lajoie) English Video from Canada

A guy breaks up with his girlfriend. www.jonlajoie.com
 
 
 
 

Added about 1 year ago

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Instant classic!

posted about 9 months ago · Report Spam
 

hmm pathetically enough, sounds like my bf dumping me...
"you're a beautiful person... on the inside."
"you're smart! maybe someone will see that like in college or something, and they'll like your big butt, too!"
"i'm sorry i wasn't the perfect boyfriend... i know it's messed up that i slept with that girl while we were together."
"you know, i'm only leaving t... more >

hmm pathetically enough, sounds like my bf dumping me...
"you're a beautiful person... on the inside."
"you're smart! maybe someone will see that like in college or something, and they'll like your big butt, too!"
"i'm sorry i wasn't the perfect boyfriend... i know it's messed up that i slept with that girl while we were together."
"you know, i'm only leaving the country for a year or so. maybe when i get back, we can try it again. plus you'll almost be 18 by then."
"you're a special person, i love to talk to you. i'm sorry i forgot to call you for a week."
"you weren't the greatest in bed, but you're so young... by the time you're 30, you'll be awesome, maybe."

fucking dipshit.

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posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam
 

"Gump dump" (n) assuaging a girl you're dumping with trite cliches like "life is like a box of chocolates" and then running 1,000 miles in the other direction. See also http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1ecff15a32/brocabulary-101-from-brocabulary

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam
 

Personal fav is that you explain James Caan through Elf instead of the Godfather. HILARIOUS!

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam
 

DUDE! i love you. no matter how creepy this sounds. i have like memorized almost every line in ALL of your songs. dude get some merchandise. PLEASE.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam
 

i live you

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam
 

"she is a big girl!"- you are so f-ing funny!!!

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam
 

hahaha fat should kill them selfs i think blind people would fuck fat chicks like putting a paper bag over there heads and downing a bottle of rum

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam
 

lol u like being fat n ugly and i dont like fat and ugly.lmao!!sounds like me.

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