hmm pathetically enough, sounds like my bf dumping me... "you're a beautiful person... on the inside." "you're smart! maybe someone will see that like in college or something, and they'll like your big butt, too!" "i'm sorry i wasn't the perfect boyfriend... i know it's messed up that i slept with that girl while we were together." "you know, i'm only leaving t... more >
hmm pathetically enough, sounds like my bf dumping me... "you're a beautiful person... on the inside." "you're smart! maybe someone will see that like in college or something, and they'll like your big butt, too!" "i'm sorry i wasn't the perfect boyfriend... i know it's messed up that i slept with that girl while we were together." "you know, i'm only leaving the country for a year or so. maybe when i get back, we can try it again. plus you'll almost be 18 by then." "you're a special person, i love to talk to you. i'm sorry i forgot to call you for a week." "you weren't the greatest in bed, but you're so young... by the time you're 30, you'll be awesome, maybe."
Patience is a virtue...
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Instant classic!
hmm pathetically enough, sounds like my bf dumping me...
"you're a beautiful person... on the inside."
"you're smart! maybe someone will see that like in college or something, and they'll like your big butt, too!"
"i'm sorry i wasn't the perfect boyfriend... i know it's messed up that i slept with that girl while we were together."
"you know, i'm only leaving t... more >
"Gump dump" (n) assuaging a girl you're dumping with trite cliches like "life is like a box of chocolates" and then running 1,000 miles in the other direction. See also http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1ecff15a32/brocabulary-101-from-brocabulary
Personal fav is that you explain James Caan through Elf instead of the Godfather. HILARIOUS!
DUDE! i love you. no matter how creepy this sounds. i have like memorized almost every line in ALL of your songs. dude get some merchandise. PLEASE.
i live you
"she is a big girl!"- you are so f-ing funny!!!
hahaha fat should kill them selfs i think blind people would fuck fat chicks like putting a paper bag over there heads and downing a bottle of rum
lol u like being fat n ugly and i dont like fat and ugly.lmao!!sounds like me.