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I'm not into Drill Time because I'm a Christian! My version is called "PRAY TIME". Rapper Slim Jesus you are no Jesus. Heck you are no Elvis. Lol. Please watch my music parody and then go to your nearest church to pray! AMEN!
Lyrics: I pray to Jesus Christ
You an atheist boy you can’t hang!
You can find me posted up in Bible School
With the Christian gang!
If you ain’t really bout Christ, stay out my spot, don’t speak his name!
Or I’ll pull up at your block at night, perform an Excorcism
I converted your girl into a Christian girl,
That little girl now believes in Christ.
I got her off the satan Now she’s a missionary
And she’s good now, and she’s doing right!
I’ve got free bibles, and free food,
Hurry up fam and join the troops!
I’ve got a big cross, with Jesus on it, and I call that my crucifix!
I put 350 in the collection plate to help the homeless and better myself.
A lot of y’all just talk big game but don’t do anything in his name.
I hear one lie and I’m running to call you out!
You thought you can preach till I ran up and exposed you man!
Always chasing a check,
But buddy I’m really about Christ!
You a rich man but lie about Christ,
You won’t get to heaven when you die.
Thought you could sneak this and you won’t get found right?
And you get caught on videotape at the wrong place at the wrong time!
Got a couple of Christians who ride with me & they down to pray when it’s Pray Time
We pull up and get to praying, because there’s no time to waste time!
Now it’s back to the church with Simon Birch!
Healing disabled kids with prayer!
Working miracles every single day!
Now I have to convert the sin in gays!
Got a sandwhich when I was up at Subway
True Religion is Christianity!
I heal heavy people, and drug addicts too!
I perform God’s work. What do you do?
I keep a bible on me at all times,
Ready to preach Matthew 5!
Blessed are the poor,
Blessed are the meak,
Got me speaking in tongues now!
Keep holy water on my right side!
My reading glasses, and bible too!
And if I catch you lacking better pray to god then pray again!
But then if you don’t, I’m going to take you out on a Christian date
And make you pray even if we have to do this all gosh darn day!
I ain’t afraid to catch a fist,
If you decide to get pi$$ed!
If there’s a witness, I’ll tell him to mind his gosh darn business because I’m doing what God told me to do and I’m going to do it! Let’s Go PRAY! « less