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Starring: Dylan O'Brien, Holland Roden, Tyler Hoechlin, Cathy Shim, Carrie Wiita, Colton Haynes, Rachel Bloom Also starring: Robert Ben Garant Written by: David Lincoln Directed by: Robert Ben Garant Produced by: Betsy KochDirector of Photography: Brian Lane 1st AD: Caitlin Smith Edited by: Brian Lane Music by: Ray Lee and Michael FarrellArt Dept: Alison Koch and Dustin Blankenship Key Hair/ MU: Jenna Keller Piano by Cathy ShimHair/MU Dept Head: Kat Bardot Wardrobe: Aubrey Binzer, Jennifer Wolf, Bradley Bowns Sound: BoTown SoundKey Grip: Aaron UlrichGaffer: Igor Tochilokov PA's: Ross Buran, Walker Sigman, Jamie Stocker Special Thanks to: The Kirkpatrick's
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Published October 27, 2011

I hope you're enjoying my first and last
appearance on Funny or Die.
This next video is terrifying.
Terrifyingly disappointing.
> I think there must be something wrong
with me.
I don't feel how I'm supposed to feel.
I like sending cards and carving pumpkins,
but still, I'm not happy.
> I don't know if this is a good idea,
> Quit calling me sir.
> What'cha waiting for, Chuck?
> Lucy's right.
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world,
you're, you're the Charlie Browniest.
> Linus.
You've been trying to get me to come out
here, to your pumpkin patch for a long,
long time.
> You know, I thought little girls are
always supposed to believe what was told
> Hmm.
Welcome to the 21st century.
Ready to show me your great pumpkin.
> Let's bob for apples.
> Yeah Lisa you should be good at that,
you have the perfect mouth for it.
> [SOUND].
> Good grief!
> What's that?
> Rats.
> I had a little trouble with the
> [MUSIC].
> Save me, sir!
> Stop calling me sir!
> Pig Pen, where did you go?
Oh, good grief.
> I got a popcorn ball.
> I got a candy bar.
> I got a stick of gum.
> I got a rock.