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Additional Credits:
Starring: Dylan O'Brien, Holland Roden, Tyler Hoechlin, Cathy Shim, Carrie Wiita, Colton Haynes, Rachel Bloom Also starring: Robert Ben Garant Written by: David Lincoln Directed by: Robert Ben Garant Produced by: Betsy KochDirector of Photography: Brian Lane 1st AD: Caitlin Smith Edited by: Brian Lane Music by: Ray Lee and Michael FarrellArt Dept: Alison Koch and Dustin Blankenship Key Hair/ MU: Jenna Keller Piano by Cathy ShimHair/MU Dept Head: Kat Bardot Wardrobe: Aubrey Binzer, Jennifer Wolf, Bradley Bowns Sound: BoTown SoundKey Grip: Aaron UlrichGaffer: Igor Tochilokov PA's: Ross Buran, Walker Sigman, Jamie Stocker Special Thanks to: The Kirkpatrick's
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Published October 27, 2011

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[EXPLOSION].

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I hope you're enjoying my first and last
appearance on Funny or Die.

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This next video is terrifying.

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Terrifyingly disappointing.

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[MUSIC]

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>: I think there must be something wrong
with me.

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I don't feel how I'm supposed to feel.

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[MUSIC]

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I like sending cards and carving pumpkins,
but still, I'm not happy.

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>: I don't know if this is a good idea,
sir.

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>: Quit calling me sir.

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[MUSIC]

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[SOUND]
>: What'cha waiting for, Chuck?

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[SOUND].

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>: Lucy's right.

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Of all the Charlie Browns in the world,
you're, you're the Charlie Browniest.

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[SCREAM].

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[MUSIC].

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>: Linus.

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You've been trying to get me to come out

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here, to your pumpkin patch for a long,
long time.

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>: You know, I thought little girls are

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always supposed to believe what was told
them.

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>: Hmm.

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Welcome to the 21st century.

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Ready to show me your great pumpkin.

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[MUSIC]

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[LAUGH]
>: Let's bob for apples.

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[LAUGH]

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>: Yeah Lisa you should be good at that,
you have the perfect mouth for it.

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[LAUGH]
>: [SOUND].

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>: Good grief!

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[SOUND]
>: What's that?

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[SCREAM]
>: Rats.

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[MUSIC]

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>: I had a little trouble with the
scissors.

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[MUSIC]

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[SCREAM]

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>: [MUSIC].

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>: Save me, sir!

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>: Stop calling me sir!

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>: Pig Pen, where did you go?

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Oh, good grief.

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[SCREAM] Aah!

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[MUSIC]

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>: I got a popcorn ball.

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>: I got a candy bar.

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>: I got a stick of gum.

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>: I got a rock.

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[SCREAM].

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[MUSIC].

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