DOG RUNS FOR PRESIDENT

Description: Lilo the mastiff leader of the mastiff party announce her canidacy for office of the president. She claims she is nothing like Clinton. She says the only fluid she'll leave on a dress is drewl; and she knows the definition of words in the English language. She also states the only thing she has in common with George W. Bush is she liked to pee on them. (Bushes that is). Lilo feels if ypu can take Roseann Barr serious as a presidential canidate then why not her. Lilo promises she will be the Larry H. Parker of presidents and she will "Fight for you!" No bonz about it she is the candidate for the regular man.