Welcome to the poetry technical support line. We'll help you with all your... more »
Welcome to the poetry technical support line. We'll help you with all your crashed stanzas, incorrectly formatted rhyming schemes and missing palindromes.
Our highly trained staff are here 24 hours a day, to help fix any problem you're having with a poetry system; the're the best you can speak to!
Please Note: Calls are charged at £2.00 a minute. This technical support line does not support limericks. « less