The classic children’s pastime Cowboys and Indians takes a troubling modern turn.
- July 15, 2015
- 110k Views
Starring: Ethan Embry & Breeda Wool
Featuring: Lleythan Crosby, Maxwell Donovan, Oceane Bucaille, Dogen Eyeler
Director/Writer/Voiceover - Colton Dunn
Producer/Writer/Concept By - Ben Sheehan
Producer/AD: Sean Dacanay
Editor: Marty Cramer
Graphics: Shawn James
DP: Matt Sweeney
1st AC/Swing: Hatti Beanland
Gaffer: Joe Petkwitz
Key Grip: Philip Jackson
Hair/Makeup: Leigh Schwartz
Wardrobe: Jordy Scheinberg
Prod. Design: Brad Salo
Art Assistant: Carla Barajas
Sound Mixer: Mike Robertson
PA: Ben Parks & Libby de Leon
Special Thanks: Amy Brownstein & Jessica Katz
July 15, 2015
You will never take our land.
> And just how are you fixin' to stop us kemosabe?
> With my Indian warrior skills.
(Male Voice): Hey stop that.
> Stop what?
(Male Voice): That noise you are doing is racist and inaccurate.
In fact the game you're playing is racist too.
> It is?
> Don't worry, because
there's a new game that's not racist at all, and just as fun.
Want to play?
> Introducing White Cops and Unarmed Black Civilian.
> Mom, can I play?
> Fuck yeah.
(Male Voice): Each play set comes with 4 sets of costumes:
the unarmed black civilian, a t-shirt, tennis shoes, a candy bar, and
a black person wig.
(Male Voice): Then there's the white cops:
uniform, badge, nightstick, pepper spray, taser, standard issued firearm,
bulletproof vest, combat shotgun, 4 knives, handcuffs, and a second
> This is a lot of stuff dude.
(Male Voice): The set also comes with white face paint.
> And now I feel entitled to kick butt.
> How am I supposed to win.
(Male Voice): You're not,
just like in real life. You ready to play?
(Male Voice): This game fucking rules, and for a limited time
all sets include a straight, former white cop.
> This is an unlawful assembly.
Disperse immediately. There's a gun. On the ground.
On the ground now. Stop resisting. Stop resisting.
[Boy Cries Out]
> I said stop resisting.
> I'm not.
> You having fun yet?
(Male Voice): White cops, and unarmed black civilians. America's
best new game, only it's not a game, it's real life.
Straight up, police are beating, and killing unarmed black people
all over the country. Available this summer at toy stores, and
justice systems everywhere.
> When I say you can talk, you can talk.
Until I tell you to, shut the fuck up.
> Mother approved.
[2 Gun Shots Fire]