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Functioning Alcoholic

(10 of 99 Chapters) I’ve never really felt that I meant anything to anyone other than the people you meet in a bar parking lot at 6am waiting for the doors to open.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Keywords: To Anyone The People In a Bar parking lot Waiting For The Doors curt covington curtis functioning alcoholic comedy Drink Drank Drunk Jack Ass Drinking party weed jackass college pot

Credits: Functioning Alcoholics, Curtis Covington

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MIKEPRESL

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rational recovery is also another good one to look into

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MrCelsius

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YOU, a functioning alcoholic? LOL.

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wescling123

I agree! F'n pansies! Awesome!

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peculiarbelle

Yes! We still make it to work/school! GO us!

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