When Baby Becomes Legal (NSFW)

Description: Wear headphones. Visuals SFW Congratulations on your little bundle of joy You must have worked so hard at fuckin’ to get that adorable boy He looks just like you and just like your old man Aw, look how he fits in the palm of your hand Right now he’s super cute with spit-up on his bib But i can’t wait till he’s old enough to drive me to his crib When baby becomes legal I’ll be 54 My breasts and vag might sag and sag, But he’ll be happy to score I know that it might seem weird to say it now when he’s in a nappy But there is gonna be a day when This cougar’ll make him happy. You know that I won’t make a move for eighteen years And I’ll wait till he’s twenty-one to get him trashed on beers But I can see it in his little wee angelic face He’s not going to have a problem gettin’ pussy all over the place! When Baby Becomes Legal Lyrics & Music by Courtney McLean © 2011 All Rights Reserved