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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
DIRECTOR - Amy York Rubin
WRITTEN BY - Maria Bamford & Melinda Hill
CREATED BY - Maria Bamford & Melinda Hill
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS - Maria Bamford, Melinda Hill, Betsy Koch, Anna Wenger, Amy York Rubin
ASSOCIATE PRODUCERS - Elizabeth Baquet & Sam Fishell
EDITED BY - Pat Bishop, Caleb Swyers, Ian Skalksi
CAST:
KELSEY - Maria Bamford
PEACE - Melinda Hill
KEVIN - Oscar Nunez
MIKE - George Basil
ALAN - Jerry Minor
EXTRA GROUP MEMBER - Jesse Elias
NEWCOMER - David Z. Stamp
LINE PRODUCER - Jim Sharon
1ST AD - Michael Callahan
SCRIPT SUPERVISOR - Jillian Terwedo
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY - Andrew Russo
2ND CAMERA OP - Jason Schmid
1ST ASST CAMERA - Alicia Fischmeister
GAFFER - Kevin Skaggs
BEST BOY ELECTRIC - Vong Chea
KEY GRIP - Vince Pagoda
BEST BOY GRIP - Braydon Schiener
DOLLY GRIP - Jon Gomez
PRODUCTION DESIGNER - Tricia Robertson
SET DECORATOR - Mike Robertson
SET DRESSER - Ali Naqvi
SET DRESSER - Corey Doyle
SET DRESSER - Rookie Hayman
SET PHOTOGRAPHER - Mandee Johnson
MAKEUP ARTIST - Megan Titus
MIXER - Ryan Kaiser
PA - Daniel Herzog
PA - Lance Heybrock
PA - Evan Petruzzi
EXTRAS - Jennifer Jhaveri, Robert Goldston, Darren Gann, Craig Chen, Dennis Nicomede, David Stamp, Whitney Destiny
​SPECIAL THANKS: Hollywood Seventh Day Adventist Church​

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DEBTORS ANONYMOUS IS A 12
STEP FELLOWSHIP PATTERNED

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AFTER ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS.

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THE ONLY REQUIREMENT FOR
MEMBERSHIP IN DA IS A DESIRE TO STOP

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INCURRING UNSECURED DEBTS.

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I'M PEACE. I HAVE A PHD IN
MEDIEVAL STUDIES WHICH

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MEANS I OWE 200,000 THOUSAND
IN STUDENT LOANS AT

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49% PERCENT INTEREST RATE.

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(GIGGLES) WOOPS.

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(INAUDIBLE CHATTING)

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(LADY): OOH SHOOT.

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THIS IS ALAN. HE'S NEW,
BUT HE TOTALLY FITS IN.

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(INAUDIBLE CHATTING)

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THIS IS KELSEY. SHE'S A GRADUATE
OF THE FORUM AND ON

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HER WAY TO EARNING A MILLION
DOLLARS A YEAR THROUGH HER

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PRIMARY RELATIONSHIP.

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(INAUDIBLE CHATTING)

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THIS IS KEVIN. HE'S ON NEW MEDS.

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THAT'S MIKE. HE OWES A LOT OF
MONEY TO RED LOBSTER.

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(MORE INAUDIBLE CHATTING)

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WELCOME TO THE WEDNESDAY NIGHT
CASH HOUSE HOLLYWOOD MEETING

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OF DEBTORS NOT A FUNNIEST PIECE.
I'M A CLOSET DEBTOR, AND...

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HI PEACE.

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(PEACE): UM, RIGHT NOW...

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SO HOW'S THIS SUPPOSED TO WORK?
IS IT LIKE AA?

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WELL FOR EVERYONE IT'S DIFFERENT,
BUT FOR ME I HAVE

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A REAL PROBLEM WITH WORKING,
BEING WILLING TO WORK.

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ISN'T THAT JUST LAZINESS?

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I USED TO THINK THE SAME
THING, BUT IT'S A DISEASE.

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WE CAN ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS
AFTER THE MEETING BUT WELCOME.

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YOU'RE NOT ALONE
ANYMORE, WELCOME.

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YOU GUYS, RIGHT NOW IT'S
TIME TO GO AROUND THE ROOM AND

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INTRODUCE OURSELVES AND
STATE ONE THING THAT WE DID

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TOWARDS OUR VISION THIS
WEEK IN 10 SECONDS.

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I'LL GO FIRST.

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MY VISION IS TO OWN A HOME
IN BERLIN, TO HAVE A PURE

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BREAD LAMA RANCH, AND TO
TRAVEL IN SPACE ON MY 50TH

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BIRTHDAY. TO THAT END, I
APPLIED FOR A PART-TIME FLEX

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POSITION AT A BEADS STORE.

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(SOMEONE SCREAMS)

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THAT IS GREAT.

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ANYBODY WANT TO GO NEXT?

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HI, MY NAME IS MIKE AND I'M
A COMPULSIVE DEBTOR.

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(PEOPLE): HI MIKE.

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MY VISION IS TO MAKE ABOUT
$5000 DOLLARS A WEEK THROUGH

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MY LOCAL TOURS, THROUGH
MY CRANIAL SACRAL MASSAGE

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THERAPY, MY SECULAR SPEECH
IS MY MOTIVATIONAL

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TALKING. TO THAT AND I HAD
ACTIVO YOGURT WRAP

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MY HYUNDAI.

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(ROOM APPLAUDS)

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(MIKE): THANK YOU.

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FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.

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ANYONE ELSE?

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(WHISPERS) PLEASE I'D LIKE TO
NEXT... I'LL GO NEXT.

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UM, HI EVERYONE, MY NAME
IS KEVIN. I'M A DEBTOR.

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(PEOPLE): HI, KEVIN.

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UM, THEY ARE TRYING
TO KILL ME.

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THEY DON'T WANT ANYONE TO
KNOW THAT THE FAVOR IS UNDER

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THE BRIDGE WITH THE DEVIL.
AND TO THAT I'M TAKING

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100 MG OF SEROQUEL
PER DR. WOODALL.

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(APPLAUSE)

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HI, I'M KELSEY.

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(PEOPLE): HI, KELSEY.

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I'M CURRENTLY TRANSITIONING
OUT OF THE SEX INDUSTRY.

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DON'T.

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(KELSEY): THANK YOU.

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AND I DATE TO EAT. MY VISION
IS ALL OF MY BILLS ARE PAID

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BY A VERY WEALTHY MAN, AND
IT'S LIKE I DON'T KNOW THAT

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THEY EXIST.

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AND I'M EARNING A MILLION
DOLLARS NET, MINIMUM NET.

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THAT'S WHAT I LEARNED HERE.

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NET.

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AND TO THAT END I JOINED WINGSTON,
AIRBNB, EBAY, AND

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FACEBOOK.

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(MIKE): VERY GOOD.

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VERY GOOD.

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(SMALL APPLAUSE)

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WELL DO I HAVE TO?

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OH NO, NO. IT'S JUST...

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I HAVE TO.

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IF YOU WANTED TO, IF YOU...

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(ALLEN): OK. DAMN. MY NAME IS ALLEN.

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(PEOPLE): HI, ALLEN.

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MY PARENTS MADE ME COME HERE.
I CHARGED UP TO LIKE

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50K--

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(KEVIN LAUGHS)

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HEY, MY BROTHER WENT TO
STANFORD ALRIGHT. I'M

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SAVING UP MONEY.

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OK, SHARING THIS LATER.
THIS IS TIME FOR YOUR VISION,

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FOR SHARING YOUR VISION LIKE,
OH WHAT DO I WANT IN MY LIFE.

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ALRIGHT, MY VISION IS TO GET
OUT OF HERE AND GET AWAY

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FROM YOU FUCKING FREAKS.

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(BEEPS)

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YOUR TIMES UP. SORRY.

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(APPLAUSE)

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OH, YOU KNOW WHAT. HOLD ON,
YOU GOT 2 SECONDS LEFT, SORRY.

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GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD...

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I GUESS, THANK YOU GUYS FOR
LETTING ME IN THE GROUP.

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(TIMER GOES OFF AGAIN)

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(PEACE): YOU'RE DONE, YOU'RE DONE.
YOU CAN TALK TO

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SOMEBODY AFTER THE MEETING.

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(KEVIN WHISPERS) MAY I BORROW
SOME LOTION?

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MIKE: OF COURSE.

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(INAUDIBLE CHATTER)

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