BITCHES by The Dummiez

"Bitches" is the world premiere of the newest music video from the biggest rap group in the world: The Dummiez.
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JordanVogtRoberts
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JB Smoove
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Busta Rhymes
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E 40
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Nick Cannon
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  • You suck.
  • hahha great song
  • why does nigger sting more than saying nigga??? lol...who says nigger?
  • man it sucks being black lol (me being a sarcastic jerk)
  • Somehow Muppets seem to make even the most sexual thing hilarious! Don't try to take it too seriously, the creators didn't.
  • Calling women bitches 40,000 times is a great way to look like a retard with a burger king level education. This tries to be funny, but its lame.
  • JB Smooth is really funny on Curb Your Enthusiasm, but this video is not trying to be funny (except for the line "Bitches in the microwave") instead this video is trying to be a serious rap song + muppets. Listen to the lyrics, no one is trying to be funny, nothing here is different than mainstream corporate music industry approved rap lyrics. The "funny" is having muppets take the place of rappers. But since the muppets are doing nothing different than a rapper would do in a typical rap music video, this video is predictable and unfunny,......oh and yeah it's demeaning to women too but so are all mainstream corporate music industry approved rap lyrics
  • Not!!!
  • As a black man who grew up listening to hip hop music this in no way shame or form funny. I get that all parties involved were attempting a parody. But, it's just not funny and it's an obvious attempt at pandering to white people who don't enjoy hip-hop. " Oh look every song is about bitches!" JB Smoove and Nick Cannon who love shucking and jiving for white folks/ jews doesn't shock me. But E 40 and Busta Rhymes two of hip hops elder statesman being associated with this really sucks. Mortgages have to be paid so do what you must.
  • As a black man who grew up listening to hip hop music this is in no way shape or form funny. I get that all parties involved were making an attempting at a parody. But, it's just not funny and it's an obvious attempt at pandering to white people who don't enjoy hip-hop. " Oh look every song is about bitches!" JB Smoove and Nick Cannon who love shucking and jiving for white folks/ jews doesn't shock me. But E 40 and Busta Rhymes two of hip hops elder statesman being associated with this really sucks. Mortgages have to be paid so do what you must.
  • FUNNY AS SHIT TO ME.
  • Thats right America. Keep throwing your money at this kind of retarded shit and keep making milionares out of guys who used to sell drugs and pimp women in the projects, that is the quality of these people and the so called music that hip hop claims to be. Hip hop is catered to the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet and they fuck to it and make more dumb, useless people who take up more space. If teachers were paid like rappers and rappers paid like teachers there would be smarter kids and music that you dont have to be either a five year old or a high school dropout to enjoy.
  • So.. Is the last rapper E-40?! Lol. It sounds JUST like him.
  • 1 bitches 2bitches
  • terrible but funny cause its sounds like every local radio station, new recording artists are the muppets, take it how you want i guess
  • I'll pass.
  • i think i lost brain cells watching this....i forgot how to do fractions
  • ctfu whyy???
  • too funny
  • I find it hard to believe that someone would choose Funny Or Die to rail against "retarded" shit and "these people". perhaps this is just not your favorite flavor of comedy... why not just click to the right and enjoy Charlize Theron's Kinky Sex Tape, something more intellectually stimulating and less exploitative.
  • It wasn't that funny but I enjoyed it. Yes there are some elements of hip hop music that are dumb. But really son, not all people who listen to hip hop are dumb. Entertainment and Education are two different things. So comparing wages of Rap artists and Teachers is unrealistic. Hip Hop in this video is just about having fun, and they are making fun of some of the hip hop elements. #Chillout
  • lls
  • Ummm, the website is called" Funny or Die". If you 're taking any of this seriously , there's obviously something wrong with YOU .smh Wow, Someone needs to take their med's.Sheesh!
  • If people sing this and made a video they'd be rich. Cause ignorant mofo's like this ridiculous shit. Sounds like a Nicki Minaj hit
  • hilarious
 
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