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THIS YEAR FUNNY OR DIE IS PUTTING TOGETHER

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THE WORLDS NEXT GREAT BOY BAND.

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOME VERY LUCKY

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MEGA TALENTED YOUNG BOYS,

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TO MAKE THEIR DREAM COME TRUE.

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BUT WE CAN'T DO IT ALONE,

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SO WE'VE ASSEMBLED A GROUP OF THE BEST

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JUDGES AROUND.

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THESE ARE MUSIC INDUSTRY PROFESSIONALS,

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AND SOME TOP EXPERTS ON BOY BANDS.

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AND NOW WITH OUT FURTHER ADO LET'S MEET THE JUDGES.

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NAY-NAY: I'M LOOKING FOR,

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DANCING.

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SPARKLES AND GLITTER.

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JAZZ HANDS.

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A SHOW.

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CAROLINE: THEY NEED TO BE ATTRACTIVE.

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THEY NEED TO HAVE NICE PERSONALITIES.

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AWESOME HAIR.

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AMAZING EYES.

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IT'S DEFINITELY A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY.

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CHAMBERLAIN: NOBODY LIKES TO BE JUDGED BUT,

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I'M NOT GOING TO BE AFRAID TO TELL YOU WHAT

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I THINK OF YOU.

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I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE SUPER,

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SUPER AMAZING IF YOU ARE NOT.

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ARMEN: THERE'S MORE TO THIS,

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THAN JUST THE LOOK, AND GOOD SINGING.

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ARMEN: HELPING DREAMS COME TRUE,

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I'M A SPEAKER FOR THE HUMAN RACE.

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IF I CAN DO THAT, PEOPLE CAN CURE, YOU KNOW CANCER,

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AND ALL THAT STUFF.

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WE KNOW WHAT ALL OF THE THE OTHER GIRLS ARE LOOKING FOR.

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1 QUIRKY ONE.

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THE FUN DREAMBOAT.

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THE BAD BOY.

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THE YOUNGEST OF THE GROUP.

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AND WE NEED A SWEET HEART.

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I THINK THIS BAND, IT CAN UNITE PEOPLE THAT WE DIDN'T THINK WOULD UNITE.

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KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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LIKE WEIRD THINGS ARE HAPPENING, YOU KNOW,

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IN LIBERIA, AND ALL OF THESE PLACES.

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IF WE GET THE RIGHT BOYS,

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WE CAN PUT PACKAGE A, PACKAGE B, AND PACKAGE C TOGETHER,

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AND MAKE PACKAGE STAR.

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IF WE GET SOME REALLY AWESOME COOL BOYS,

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WE CAN REALLY MAKE THIS SOMETHING.

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SHOOT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW, THEY COULD BE LIKE, ONE DIRECTION.

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BOYS, IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE TALENT, COME AND AUDITION FOR US,

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WE'LL TELL YOU IF YOU HAVE TALENT.

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WELL PIPER WE'VE MET THE JUDGES,

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SO WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WHEN THEY MEET THE BOYS.

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THAT'S RIGHT JOE.

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WITH YOUR HELP, THE GIRLS AND ARMIN WILL PUT TOGETHER THE BOY BAND

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THAT WILL BECOME THE WORLDS NEXT GREAT BOY BAND.

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SO JOIN US, JANUARY 21ST, FOR BOY SEARCH.

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