Brooklyn Decker just can't help being sexy all the time, and it's becoming a real problem for her roommates.
Published April 28, 2014 810k views More Info »
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Starring: Brooklyn Decker, Zoe Lister-Jones and Majandra Delfino
Written by Zoe Lister-Jones
Directed by Daryl Wein
6,256 Funny Votes
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Published: April 28, 2014

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
MINUTES, AND I AM ALL YOURS.
YEP.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU LIKE.
I AM GOING TO PUSH ALL YOUR BUTTONS.
MMHH--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YEAH. BROOKLYN, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS
SO SEXUAL WHEN YOU SET THE DVR?
IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.
LIKE, WE'RE HERE TO JUST WATCH
TV. DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A
SUPER SEXUAL EXPERIENCE.
SORRY GUYS. I'M SORRY.
IT'S FINE.
(BIG SIGH)
(TV PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND)
JESUS, BROOKLYN.
I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU.
THERE YOU ARE ON TV AGAIN.
SHOWING THEM TITTIES
LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
SO SEXUAL.
IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE.
OK, YOU GUYS!
PUT ON SOME CLOTHES.
, SEVEN, IT'S SO SEXUAL,
ALL THE TIME IN MY FACE.
CAN YOU PLEASE JUST CONTAIN IT?
SORRY BROOKLYN.
-(STAMMERS) IT'S JUST, IT'S JUST--
-NO-NO, NO-NO, NO...
-IT'S JUST NAKED, BUTT, AND BOOB--
-IT'S FINE.
AND IT'S JUST HERE, AND IT'S A LOT.
THANK YOU.
YEAH SURE, NO PROBLEM.
ISN'T IT HOT IN HERE TO YOU?
IT'S SO HOT.
-OH, BROOKLYN!
-GIRL, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BODY.
DISGUSTING.
GOD DID NOT CREATE YOU TO BE NAKED.
(SHIVERS)
COVER IT UP!

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