MALE NARRATOR: People are calling
for Donald Trump to apologize to
Senator John McCain for
his criticism of McCain's capture
as a prisoner of
war during Vietnam,
but what people do not know is that during
the Vietnam conflict Trump to was a POW.
Because of student deferments
Trump was forced to stay in America
and attend college at
the Wharton Business School
at U. Penn.
Donald Trump was a POW,
a prisoner of Wharton.
How Donald Trump got stuck at Wharton
was a mixture of bad timing, bad luck,
and a family friend in
the admissions office.
It was at Wharton where
Donald suffered the day to day
torture of campus life
at an Ivy League school.
Instead of being free to fight
for his nation, Trump was forced to
stay on his college campus,
and slog through the swampy minefield
of hotel slash resort management.
It was torture. Trump would be forced to
stay awake for 45 minutes at a time,
in what were called classes, and
what would be referred to as professor
would brainwash facts and figures,
and real economic data,
which was meant to confuse and disorientate
the young and already wealthy Donald.
At times when Trump
wouldn't have eaten,
he was forced fed through
a hose attached to a funnel,
It was a called a beer bong, and it
was torture for him not to throw up in
front of some of
the Lacrosse players.
Even in hard times, Donald kept it classy,
especially around his laxed bros.
They were the classiest.
Tragedy struck Donald
just as he was finally
free from his
Once again he was
forced to avoid the draft,
because he got a bone spur in his
foot during a vicious game of hacky sack.
After that it all seemed
hopeless for Donald Trump,
a nadir so low it would
break down a loser, or a moron,
or some dummy who had
no class, but not Trump.
He is a winner, and knew
he would one day that he would
host a reality show,
and maybe run for President,
but definitely host a reality show.
He knew he
had to escape.
Trump was careful not to capture
any unwanted attention at school.
He evaded the deans list, and any
kind of honors or recognition of service,
and he escaped from Wharton under the
cover of a graduation ceremony posing
as a 4-year graduate
after only serving 2.
Covering his tracks for years by
refusing to disclose his school transcript.
Donald Trump is
the real American hero.
Prisoner of Wharton.