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Bane is forced to get a job as a telemarketer since his Dark Knight Rises checks stopped showing up.
Published September 04, 2012 760k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Chris Kattan
Featuring
Ashley - Meryl Hathaway
Sarah - Jen D'Angelo
Coworkers - Jesse Klein, Matt Ingebretson, Kevin Hawkins, Andy Maxwell
Intern - Taylor Stephens
Director/Editor - Pat Bishop
DP - Mike Manasewitsch
Gaffer - Zach Zdziebko
Effects Makeup - Chris Mills
Production Design - Alexx Bonovich
Sound - BoTown Sound

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(digital sounds)

2

(fighting music)

3

Voiceover: What are you?

4

Bane: I'm Gotham's [unintelligible]

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(crowd cheering)

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Bane: Hi. Yes. Hello. Are you
satisfied with your vehicle provider?

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She hung up.

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(piano music)

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Bane: Are you the head of the household?

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Well, you sound awfully young.

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It's not a easy job.

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No, I don't want to fax.
Where's someone who can help me?

13

I really feel like I get Dilbert now.

14

No, I'm not a recording. Why does
everyone think I'm a recording?

15

It's been difficult to make friends.

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Hello. Hello.

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Male: Hey Bane.

18

Bane: I'm [fragile] I have to
eat everything in liquid form.

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[unintelligible] a serious of tubes.

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(blender sound)

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Male: I'm Bane. I suffer from
[unintelligible]. (laughing)

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Male 2: I'm a gay robot. Ouch.

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Bane: Hey, I don't sound like that.

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I am a go robot. Oh my
God! I do sound like that.

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People handed me when
I enslaved back home.

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Now, they hate me even more.
I'm sorry if your eating dinner.

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I can't know what time you eat dinner.

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I've been looking for new love.

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(knocking)

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Bane: Ashley.

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Ashley: Hey Bane. What's up?

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Bane: I was just wondering if you are
not busy, we could go out sometime,

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when you're not busy. Sometime.

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Ashley: Yeah. I totally would. I just have
a policy I don't date people from work.

35

Bane: Oh yeah. Yeah.

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Ashley: You know?

37

Bane: No. Yeah. We're all here.
We'll just see you inside.

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[unintelligible] I'll be in my cubical.

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Ashley: Okay.

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(banging sound)

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Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

42

[unintelligible] Oh! That's
a big [unintelligible]

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Female: I can't believe he asked you out.

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Ashley: I know. Can you even imagine.

45

Female: Ooh!

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Ashley: Ooh!

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Female: And he wears that
gross vest like everyday.

48

I don't think he ever washes that thing.

49

Ashley: No. I'm sure he never washes it.

50

He's disgusting. I wonder
what his apartment looks like.

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Female: Probably like
a garbage dump. Right.

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Bane: Rrr. (slamming sounds)

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(fighting music)

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Bane: No! Oh darn it.

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Why did you sneak with Batman?
You was like totally against us.

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I'll just take me some night classes,

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going to get my GED.[unintelligible]

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(laughing)

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Bane: Yeah. It's a really great deal.

60

What? Really? You want
to buy a time share?

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Yes! I sold a time share. It's about
to get [unintelligible] information.

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Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

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