Starring - Chris Kattan Featuring Ashley - Meryl Hathaway Sarah - Jen D'Angelo Coworkers - Jesse Klein, Matt Ingebretson, Kevin Hawkins, Andy Maxwell Intern - Taylor Stephens Director/Editor - Pat Bishop DP - Mike Manasewitsch Gaffer - Zach Zdziebko Effects Makeup - Chris Mills Production Design - Alexx Bonovich Sound - BoTown Sound
Voiceover: What are you?
Bane: I'm Gotham's [unintelligible]
Bane: Hi. Yes. Hello. Are you
satisfied with your vehicle provider?
She hung up.
Bane: Are you the head of the household?
Well, you sound awfully young.
It's not a easy job.
No, I don't want to fax.
Where's someone who can help me?
I really feel like I get Dilbert now.
No, I'm not a recording. Why does
everyone think I'm a recording?
It's been difficult to make friends.
Male: Hey Bane.
Bane: I'm [fragile] I have to
eat everything in liquid form.
[unintelligible] a serious of tubes.
Male: I'm Bane. I suffer from
Male 2: I'm a gay robot. Ouch.
Bane: Hey, I don't sound like that.
I am a go robot. Oh my
God! I do sound like that.
People handed me when
I enslaved back home.
Now, they hate me even more.
I'm sorry if your eating dinner.
I can't know what time you eat dinner.
I've been looking for new love.
Ashley: Hey Bane. What's up?
Bane: I was just wondering if you are
not busy, we could go out sometime,
when you're not busy. Sometime.
Ashley: Yeah. I totally would. I just have
a policy I don't date people from work.
Bane: Oh yeah. Yeah.
Ashley: You know?
Bane: No. Yeah. We're all here.
We'll just see you inside.
[unintelligible] I'll be in my cubical.
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
[unintelligible] Oh! That's
a big [unintelligible]
Female: I can't believe he asked you out.
Ashley: I know. Can you even imagine.
Female: And he wears that
gross vest like everyday.
I don't think he ever washes that thing.
Ashley: No. I'm sure he never washes it.
He's disgusting. I wonder
what his apartment looks like.
Female: Probably like
a garbage dump. Right.
Bane: Rrr. (slamming sounds)
Bane: No! Oh darn it.
Why did you sneak with Batman?
You was like totally against us.
I'll just take me some night classes,
going to get my GED.[unintelligible]
Bane: Yeah. It's a really great deal.
What? Really? You want
to buy a time share?
Yes! I sold a time share. It's about
to get [unintelligible] information.
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.