- Welcome to Jackpot Airlines,
service from Las Vegas to Los Angeles.
- We appreciate you spending your hangover with us.
- It is our pleasure to be taking you home
assuming you did not lose yours this weekend.
- Clearly, you didn't get all of the gambling
out of your system since you decided to fly with us.
At this time, we need you to stow your laptops and phones.
Use our lack of wi-fi to get your story straight.
Remember, you want some detail in your alibi,
but don't overdo it.
The lavatories can be found in the rear of the aircraft.
Though on the return trip from Vegas,
using the bathroom is an extra game of roulette.
- On behalf of Jackpot Airlines,
we look forward to flying with you to Vegas again
for your next bachelor party, convention,
or general gambling/drug binge.
And remember, you're welcome.
- He means, "Thank you."